This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. This time won't believe your peepers. Those little lights are gonna be go wild faster than a speeding train. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Watch out for flying cars! Protect th